I'm wasting time thinking about a girl
And stealing her away from her world
She and I would run away
I think of all the things that I'd sayWe'd talk about important things
And I picture it in my dreams
She'd teach me about modern art
And I'd show her it's okay to fart andMaybe I'd impress her
By being in a band and
Maybe if I act real tough
She'd let me hold her hand and
Maybe I'll win her heart
By writing this song about herSometimes I sit at home and
Wonder if she's sitting at home
Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
Sitting at home, thinking about her
Or am I just wasting my timeRemembering how she laughed at Kinko's
When I made fun of that guy
Remebering the look she gave me
When I told her that I used to fryI really want to ask her out
But my ego could never take it
And even if I got the balls
You know that the Cougar would never make itAnd in my town you can't drive nakedAnd maybe I'd impress her
By being in a band and
Maybe if I act real tough
She'd let me hold her hand and
Maybe I'll win her heart
By writing this song about herSometimes I sit at home and
Wonder if she's sitting at home
Thinking of me and wondering if I'm
Sitting at home, thinking about her
Or am I just wasting my timeAm I just wasting my time
Am I just wasting my time
Am I just wasting my time
Wasting my time thinking about a girl