A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend with weed is better
A friend with breast and all the rest
A friend who's dressed in leatherA friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who'll tease is better
Our thoughts compressed
Which makes us blessed
And makes for stormy weatherA friend in need's a friend indeed
My Japanese is better
And when she's pressed she will undress
And then she's boxing cleverA friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who bleeds is better
My friend confessed she passed the test
And we will never severDay's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Pure morning
Pure morning
Pure morningA friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who'll tease is better
Our thoughts compressed
Which makes us blessed
And makes for stormy weatherA friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who bleeds is better
My friend confessed she passed the test
And we will never severDay's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Day's dawning, skins crawling
Pure morning
Pure morning
Pure morningA friend in need's a friend indeed
My Japanese is better
And when she's pressed she will undress
And then she's boxing cleverA friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend with weed is better
A friend with breast and all the rest
A friend who's dressed in leather